It must be EXHAUSTING to be them. Everything thst happens to anyone is about them. “IHTM: my facebook friend’s aunt's school teacher was hit by a truck" Or things that don't happen at all are about them. Some on the train scratches their nose? “IHTM: I was shamed on the train for my nose” 99% of those are about…

I was a little bit surprised at how many Jez/Kinja people “moved” over there during some of the inter-internet drama of a few months ago. I wonder (and hope) that maybe they’ll be driven back here by the drivel over there.

Wait, it’s supposed to be anal beads? Why don’t they just call them that... wait... a mental image just popped into my mind... Marge Simpson’s necklace... OH MY GOD!!! She wears anal beads as a necklace!

I tried to find out but I only found icky porn and a listing of lawn care businesses in Dildo, Newfoundland.

“Harry Potter and the Bloodstone Wand” was my least favorite of the series.

Awesome! A dildo that contains a real dick!

Jezebel needs to buy one of those gold dildos and do a review. Enquiring minds need to know of a 15k device is worth the money.

it may not be high tech, but the bloodstone wand is thought to heal as it stimulates.

Ha! This is my greatest fear about growing old with no kids—nobody to trim your nose hairs and pluck your chin.

My mum once asked me to pluck hers if I she fell into coma. This was a strange discussion.

“Come at me”

“I used to date frat boys, but now I prefer consensual.”

The Bella Sisters are famous. The Fabulous Moolah is a legend.

I’d disagree about the Fabulous Moolah. She was pretty much the go to female wrestler of the 1980's.

I hope she took some cheesecake to go, and when she got to her hotel she poured a mug-ful of wine and ate a ton of cake.

This is actually really depressing. We’re finally watching the OJ thing on FX and my first thought seeing her pining for the cake was Marcia Clark and all the abuse she got for her clothes/hair/being a woman. :/

he also speaks like he’s doing a tent revival. equal parts bullshit and volume.

What.

My freshman roommate was such an awful person that there is an episode of law and order SVU based on her antics. I wish I was kidding.