myopicpangolin
MyopicPangolin
myopicpangolin

Ok, this may be hokey, but looking at Amy Schumer’s photo really did make me feel empowered and beautiful. My body doesn’t look so different from her body there, but when I’ve seen her in clothes she’s always seemed really beautiful, which makes me feel like all those mornings I’ve spent staring at myself thinking I

I rarely take pictures of my food but I sent this earlier to my parents since they ditched Thanksgiving with us to go see the UT game. Turkey, broccoli cheese & rice casserole, my grandma’s amazing stuffing, and gravy. All sandwiched between two toasted slices of French peasant bread from the local bakery. I'm pretty

Crap, no pic. But my ultimate leftovers sandwich is:

What will come of Mankini?!?!?!?

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I would like to thank The Soup for introducing me to the wonder that is Greg Kelly.

Considering the fact that many facets of their lives were irreparably broken by this event no, it’s not selfish at all. They’re saying they’re going to rise above.

I haven’t listed to their music, but the way people describe it, it sounds like something that I would like. However, I hate that this is how I heard of them, and I think that I would have a hard time getting over that to listen to them.

It was like being in the movie mean girls with a bunch of people in their late twenties and early thirties.

I must be losing it because I found Yoko’s tweet sweet and kinda inspiring.

You need to follow Tony Ortega’s blog then. He’s been doing a fantastic job for years now (you also see him in Going Clear). He gets all the scoops about Scientology.

I’ve been fascinated by the entire mind-numbing experience of this “religion” ever since I nannied for a Scientologist couple. They wanted to make sure that I didn’t “baby” their child (who, coincidentally, happened to be a, you know, BABY), and if he bumped his head, or had any sort of injury, that I made sure to

Lisa McPherson.

Lisa McPherson.

I’m currently reading Jenna Miscavige Hill’s memoir (she’s David Miscavige’s niece) about growing up in Scientology and, yeah, that’s how kids are treated. They have to perform physical labor and do a lot of the same tasks as adults.

Like a creepy manic pixie dream middle aged dude.

Okay, real talk: Who wouldn't want to play Hide and Seek in a huge house on three acres? I mean, fuck Tom Cruise, but that sounds dope.