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he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

This was a huge thing on one of Bernies facebook meme groups. People posted pictures of their attempts, some of them were pretty great actually. It seems to have died down lately (as in within the past three days) as the group has gotten bigger. Kidz and their memes amirite?

Now that Amazon has driven all the bookstore competition out, that market can be profitable again.

I delivered chicken wings in a small city on the Hudson in Upstate NY. During a particularly icy night, I was made to deliver despite poor road conditions. On one run, I was stopped and preparing to make a left hand turn across traffic, with my signal on. Some asshat in a rented Dodge Charger barely touched her brakes

“Good food, good meat, good God, let’s eat.”

Wear it proud.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

Has he tried holding a bake sale yet?

Call me paranoid, but having lived and traveled through various countries I’m going to advance the craaaaaaazy conspiracy theory that public transportation in most of the United Stes is designed to torment and humiliate the poor rather than to actually be useful and reliable.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

Meet me under the bridge and I will be your troll wife.

Kinda crazy how this works. Guy couldn’t squat 300 from the looks of him.

Oh Hollywood is so going to destroy whatever this is... is...

But...

If it makes you feel any better, I think we’ve left the era where “regular people” get famous via social media, and now it’s just a bunch of rich kids whose rich parents get them PR consultants and use their social networks to hook them up with “brand partnerships” and, really, that kid was going to be worth 1.5

Monique: It fits! Then you must know I’m...

When I was living in California my husband and I were about to go on a camping trip, and he wanted to check out a local outdoor supply store to see if we could rent a tent, sleeping bags, etc.

Really? That picture looks completely spontaneous and not at all staged.

Ok, sure, it was a really special day actually.