I treat him like a joke.

Celebrities should be guillotined.

How do you know if the dinners are working? Couldn’t a Dr. get his meal and just not prescribe?

Ultimately the Amazon Key and lack of curtains is just a way to signal that these people are so upper class white, and so protected by white supremacy that they don’t even need to go out of their way to protect their belongings. Hubris.

The problem is that NPO’s fundamental business is to assist the rich with their noblesse oblige. Only socialism is the answer. Relying on these people to do the right thing is a lost cause.

Beautiful article. I cried reading this. Thank you.

I don’t understand the motivations of this person. Unless you’re offering reparations it seems painful and ghoulish to just roll up like “hey my family used to own your family lololol.”

I feel like the wailings of a 12 yr/o girl begging me not to kill him because he is deaf would have given me some pause but...ugh fuck this guy.

I feel no true orthorexic would eat this though. They tend to be more into “pure” ingredients. An ice cream for an orthorexic might be a blended frozen banana with some cacao.

I wear hearing aids so there is something sitting my ear canals for at least 10-12 hours a day. As a result, my ears tend to be exceptionally waxy. I’ve always used swabs and have never injured myself. I understand the concerns but I gotta clean out my ears. Putting oil in them would likely damage the aids.

Seriously though, why not guillotines?

I never really liked CL. Always seemed easier just to head over to the local watering hole and just ask. At least I didn’t need to exchange photos and I could go with some gut feelings. And yup, you can simply just ask. I also find 9/10 dudes are pretty much down to try whatever silly fetish thing you’d want to try…

No I agree. I explicitly had a fitness discussion with my husband before we got married. Obviously there has to be room for generosity and forgiveness. I mean we’re getting older so there is no way he or I are gonna look like the trim fit darlings we did in our 20s. But we both are committed to wanting to look nice…

Once I stopped washing my face, it finally cleared up. Poor thing was all A N G E R E Y from all the scrubbing—something I was told by mother and the cosmetic industry my whole life. I wear makeup for work so I do wash it but only with grease.

Pfffft. Wicker Park is regular yuppie scum now. Hipsters live Logan Sq, Pilsen, Humboldt Park, and I am hearing stuff about Hermosa.

Also Hamno forgot to take into account that these people are midwesterners. Everyone is very nice about it all. Having lived in Boston, I have to admit, Cubs fans are way more tolerable than Red Sox fans and their constant “Yankees Suck” screaming matches.

Yes thank you! This is such a huge pet peeve with me. Physics is why ALL (like every fucking one of them) cool tricks are possible. Doing cool shit with your body, or in circus, or on a bike or whatever is just physics at work.

I use the green toned concealer from the Sonia Kashuk concealer palette from Target all the time. Maybe look into it? It blends in so well for me.

Me thinks there is no "mix-up" happening here.

Can't hurt to try. I had a flat ass. I was a white girl who grew up in south america and was sad that I was never gonna have dat ass. Just as I had come to accept it, I discovered strength training and now my ass is big. Had I fucking known that would happen I would've hit the gym ages ago. It is amazing. My butt now…