God I hope Spark Polastri was some how involved.

Hello, have you heard about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

I don't think I've ever seen such a range of emotions captured in such a short period of time.

You guys posted about what I think was a DC United game where someone found one of the mics in the stadium and went and held there phone up to it while it was playing porn. It was probably a year or two ago. I couldn't find it just now searching.

Popcorn Time is just a torrent player and as such thoroughly illegal for most people.

The NFLPA has just found the missing link that solidifies NFL concussions to brain damage.

He might not understand what science actually is.

Can we get a scientist to explain what Heath Evans was trying to say?

The video been removed from Yik Yak, the popular campus social media app,

This is about the 50th completely useless article Deadspin has posted like this.

What is wrong with any of those Tweets. Florio sux wang usually, but those are pretty damn to the point.

Bet they put a bounty on that third wife.

I feel like you're neck is going to get hurt if you look at the scoreboard too much. It's like above you at almost a 90 degree angle.

Straight up, that roof looks like a butthole.

Why did you have a brick sitting in your living room?

It's such a shame that people are focusing on whether the story is true,

"I want you to form a fucking wall."

Brandon Bostick Wasn't Supposed to...Catch That Onside Kick