Yeah, except he was born and raised here. And by here I mean the United States of America. The people commenting here will also probably call you a moron and a racist for assuming he wasn't born in the United States.

I feel like I know you from somewhere...

Jesus Christ. Stop trying to defend/rationalize/contextualize this piece of shit magazine.

I, for one, am completely convinced by a sample size of 3 whole games.

WTF? In Japan you can get an Apple Goody bag with Beats, an iPad mini, and a bunch of other shit. Da fuck. Why can't we do that here? Shit the only day Apple Store's here have anything on sale is like Black Friday and it's not even big discounts.

The fact that Rob Parker has a HOF vote is proof that the Baseball HOF is a fucking joke.

Wait, ROB PARKER has a fucking Hall of Fame vote and Vin Scully does not?

I just looked at his Wikipedia page to see what year he left NBC and when he joined CBS and learned about his assault and battery charges. It really amazes me how people who did appalling things before social media had become a thing are brushed off and forgiven, but people who are accused or charged with crimes now…

"Hardin County Sheriff John Ward said those who go into law enforcement typically do it because they have a desire to shoot minorities...

Ah. Forgive me for not remembering that Adrian Peterson was Swedish.

Cormier fought a fight designed not to get himself knocked out, rather than fighting to try to win. You say he never looked for a way out, I disagree. Maybe Jones was in his head, who knows, but if you want to beat the champ you have to take risks. Cormier seemed content to clinch against the cage pretty much the…

It's also pretty clear from the video that it is unlikely that he is having any effect on anything. I'm sure he thinks he's helping the Panthers, but I'm sure the kicker isn't even seeing that.

Could be a distress signal. No one would choose to be at that game. People are being held there against their will.

To quote my friend Nick, this is schadenfreude so thick and rich you can drizzle it over pancakes.

Good to see Fisher finally bring the authority when it counts: on the field, in Winston's final game, and one that is out of reach.

I'm so sick of Deadspin just piling on the hate towards the Raiders. Everyone with a fucking brain knows that Mark Davis is NOTHING like his father Al. Mark doesn't give a damn about 40 yard dash times. The new coach of the Raiders will clearly be the guy with the best 40 yard shuffle time.

If that is what you want, go read another website.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

This is absolutely disgusting.