"And for my next trick, I'll completely implode on the back nine."

um, that's kinda important, yeah?

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

God dammit. I thought this was an 8 ball.

The key to sneaking in appears to be wearing a suit and telling security you are there for an important meeting.

The Detroit-Oakland arms race is real and spectacular.

So the Redskins hired the PR firm which represented Academi, which was formally known as Xe Services, which was formally known as Blackwater. Got it. Good name changing track record.

If Ted Cruz watched this, he'd probably have a brain aneurysm.

My grandfather knew Boone from the golf course. I remember that when the movie came out, Boone was signing photos of Denzel in the movie and (allegedly) selling them. My grandfather brought me one—I'm sure he had won it off of him on the course rather than paid for it—and told me that Herman Boone was the biggest…

My ideal sports site would spend money to do its own market research.

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

FIRST!

"large in stature and athletically fit" is my new favorite euphemism for black

His opinions on other well-known people:

"Watchin football with girls is literally worse than death"

Pardon me if I'm misunderstanding, but watchin football with girls sounds awesome.

A good general rule is, if you call your watch a chronograph, you're probably an asshole.

"Coaches having to suffer through the embarrassment of wearing a knockoff watch puts going to bed hungry in perspective, doesn't it?" - Mark Emmert

Bortles wanted to know about his punting.

Majority of internet/population says "who are these people and why do I care?"