If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

Oddly, this is how my kid reacted when he realized that "that old guy" was going to be offering draft commentary again this year.

Say what you will about Tim Kurkjian, but by god, If everyone in our country loved each other with the same genuine passion and optimism as Tim Kurkjian has for baseball, I strongly believe we would not have any crime in our society.

To help reflect the logic of Dan Snyder.....

Boris: What's this?

That's nothing. You can watch Antoine Walker clear a full rack in five minutes before he starts his shift as busboy at Tony Roma's.

RHETORICAL TACTICS OF AN INTERNET COMMENTER 101 SYLLABUS

Milton seemed to land on his feet.

It's already been done. Liverpool's players just wasn't offered the sweet relief at the end.

Reasons to believe that Brandon Jennings is just trying to hand Nick Young, like, a tic-tac or an aspirin:

That aforementioned list:

Nick Young turned it down for what?

If Qatar tries to bid on the Winter Games, my understanding is that it would be backed by its Free Labour party.

Qatar?

He's right. If the public had gotten wind of this, there might have been a few rounds of debate. And, as we've learned, the Braves almost never make it past the first round.

Interestingly enough, Milton Bradley also said the ball should be treated like your wife

"HEY RYAN! I do not like when my mistress comes to basketball games with black men!"

Looks like Tom has done some googling as well... And by that I mean it looks like he masturbated a lot as a teenager.