Seriously? 5 tweets from Pats fans? That's representative of the entire fan base?

In true Arnold Palmer fashion, it was actually half poop and half pee.

RA Derek is the dude who, five minutes before class is over and the teacher forgot to collect the homework, yells out, "HEY ARE YOU COLLECTING OUR HOMEWORK TODAY?@!?!?!?!?!!?"

That lasted a whole 1:37 and yet they somehow never said "scrappy." SNL writing has gone way downhill.

you know it's bad when sir Charles chastises the audiences for being idiots.

sir charles just called everyone who doesn't understand this an idiot on the tbs halftime broadcast, much backpedaling ensued.

Should have just said "What's up, redskin?" to show he values and honors the man's history.

Nothing good can happen to you while wearing an airbrushed shirt, nothing.

This is something I don't get and I don't think I ever will when it comes to police. Why was it necessary for 6-7 cops to bum rush/mob the shit out of this guy in order for them to deal with him. Clearly he's not a threat. He's just a drunk ass hol college student who thinks he's being cool. He wasn't harming anyone…

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

The LaTroy Hawkins Fan Club meetings are excruciatingly long because none of its members know how to close them.

The Lakers suck, and Bryant doesn't have time to wait out a true rebuild, and the Busses will indulge him,

Maybe he just really hates sororities.

Griffey's eyes are the cold, dead eyes of a man who is on his 14th commenting system of the decade.

This isn't the showcase showdown. This is the wheel spin, the winner of which goes to the showcase showdown.

I bet you eat at Applebee's too you sick fuck.

This is a new security feature on Twitter in which any account that follows Skip Bayless is automatically considered to be compromised.

So, Jason, when you log in to most Internet sites, they put something in your computer called a cookie, and...

"God told him to stay at the airport and don't do anything, just stay there."

THESE ARE CEREALS FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE CEREAL AND CONTINUED HUMAN EXISTENCE.