I assume the people responsible redshirted the car because they don't expect it to start.

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

One source says the other guy had been harassing Aaron nonstop.

they did leave a 0.5% chance that it was Rick Pitino

News and Notes from Fort Pierce Central High!

Pictured: Someone who looks like he just got caught fucking his cousin.

Louisville said coach Bobby Petrino "is aware of the situation."

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I have this adapter that has both an outlet for AC plugs and for USBs. I originally bot this while traveling, figuring it would be awesome to have on a plane or in a car on a long trip. When I got my car rather than buy an iPhone charger I put the adapter in my car with an old Apple USB cable I had around the house.…

Such a frivolous conflict. If Hagensicker had really wanted to quiet things down and reduce weekend activity to a trickle, he could have just signed Williams' house to a multiyear deal.

Do you think the NFL will eventually embrace the idea of players coming out of the draft sporting more bolo ties?

I would hope so, that guy doesn't even have a job.

Farther than chris kluwe

I hope they use this for good and warn everyone about 9/11.

Ok, but seriously. Who gives a fuck?

How exactly does him being a shitty singer mean the headphones are shit?

I think you can take the musical notes off that last section.

"I beg to differ. The perfect friendship is one in which you relentlessly hurl homophobic and racial slurs at your friend, while at the same time verbally depicting graphic rape fantasies involving his sister."