“It seems wild that a team coming off its first playoff appearance in 14 years could be teetering on the brink of an internal collapse,”

Auto play video, with audio, that if you pause it, unpauses when you scroll. I think this needs more time in the oven guys. Or at the very least slow it down to ridiculous speeds and match it with indie music for old time sake.

Just in case anyone might not be familiar with the “wild boys” story from when he was at Ole Miss:

Let me explain this amazing comment so Redskins Fans understand... Adrian Peterson beats his kids.

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Appreciate the sympathy, but we live in a town with a bad football team. It’s not the Holocaust. It’s really, really, super not the Holocaust.

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

He clearly violated the new rule against tackling the quarterback.

It took him that long to realize he was on the Bills? 

 no one Vikes that

Gotta love fan reactions along the lines of “hmm, this trade is completely lopsided but I’d prefer if it was somehow completely risk free to acquire a perennial All Star”

I look forward to telling my kids about the Sens’ Six Assets era

Seriously, I don’t know how anyone could be upset with this as a Sharks fan. They didn’t give up Meier, they didn’t give up Merkley, they didn’t give up Hertl...where does Norris rank on a list of their young assets? 5th? 

In a vacuum this is an amazing trade for the Sharks. You didn’t give up anything of exceptional value. Who knows if he re-signs but Burns, Vlasic, and Karlsson is a buck wild blueline.

Montreal got more value out of trading Patches than Ottawa got out of trading a HOF-bound defenseman in his prime. Unreal.

Tierney is probably the only legit NHLer in the bunch. DeMelo is a bottom pairing dman and the prospects are not great. Also, the picks are going to be very late in their rounds. The two conditional picks are not a big deal, one is highly unlikely to be triggered. Wilson fleeced the Sens.

If the Sharks win this year though, is it worth it? Because they already went deep last year and they just added an All-Star in his prime.

Decent? This is a terrible deal for Ottawa. They’re deservedly getting roasted for this return. I’d be very surprised if Karlsson doesn’t re-sign with San Jose. Doug Wilson fleeced the Sens yet again.

In honour of The Only Rule Is It Has To Work, a good and funny book I only bought because of an excerpt I saw on Deadspin: