Your lede is bad and you should feel bad. Frankly the only gift in this is that his wreck affected no one other than himself. 

Yeah, I thought that was an odd way of phrasing it. 

You don’t actually have to say anything

And if you want to stay that way, remember to vote so Andrew Scheer doesn’t win this October.

Fuck oui

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

I think that this is a gamble that Luck might actually want to play again some day. If they burn bridges with him now, it would guarantee that he’d never come back as a Colt. This way, he just might.

Objectively speaking, this is the very least the Colts could do

Yes, and as we all know, every week of the season, CFL squads lose half their rosters to IR due to those damnable goalposts - or, as the locals call them, “the widowmakers.”

As a Canadian who’s been to dozens and dozens of CFL games I have ALWAYS wanted to see NFL athletes play CFL ball on CFL fields.

The scores would be like 88 - 76. 3 downs? Wider fields? 20 yard-deep endzones? 12 player formations? Multiple receivers in motion before the snap? Aaron Rodgers would throw 9 touchdowns a…

I also share similarities with your dad. For example, last night we both porked your mom!!!

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

Well, this should at least satisfy the purists who for years complained about baseball analysts judging players like Addison Russell, Odubel Hererra, and Roberto Osuna without having the benefit of personal experience.

Sure, says triathlon right there!  

That was a triathlon joke

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

That bare closet is now a bear closet.