Get out of here with your context!

In a vacuum this is an amazing trade for the Sharks. You didn’t give up anything of exceptional value. Who knows if he re-signs but Burns, Vlasic, and Karlsson is a buck wild blueline.

Montreal got more value out of trading Patches than Ottawa got out of trading a HOF-bound defenseman in his prime. Unreal.

Tierney is probably the only legit NHLer in the bunch. DeMelo is a bottom pairing dman and the prospects are not great. Also, the picks are going to be very late in their rounds. The two conditional picks are not a big deal, one is highly unlikely to be triggered. Wilson fleeced the Sens.

Of course Haisley’s is 1500 words

In honour of The Only Rule Is It Has To Work, a good and funny book I only bought because of an excerpt I saw on Deadspin:

I think, more than ever, having reputable publicly-owned broadcasters like the BBC and CBC is going to be essential to a functioning democracy.

I too was a shithead troll as a teen on the internet. I’m older than Hader and I still have to work on being a decent human being. It doesn’t come naturally to everyone.

lol tell that to Everest

I don’t understand why they bothered. This seems like a deeply selfish cry for help.

It’s absolutely Olli Juolevi, my team is a disaster

My sweet boys :(

It’s as if the whole game was poorly officiated!

“I sincerely hope he’s ok”

You’re using those words all wrong

This is actually a great hire because it is deeply hilarious for everyone else.

Actually the USMNT is out because they are bad

Hockey is largely white, but I also think this might have something to do with the fact that a minority of NHL players are American.

I had a dream last night where I got Phil Jackson fired. YOU’RE WELCOME KNICKS FANS.

I had forgotten that verse until right now. It was a thing in 1994, possibly 1993.

Trent Klatt