“Son, do you remember your name?”
MyNameIsYoenis
mynameisyoenis
at least this story has a happy ending for the shark, unlike the Stanley Cup playoffs
“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”
He’s still not over Goose.
I’m glad someone else said it first, but yeah, sullen teen’s mom has got it going on.
Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.
END PRIVATE PRISONS
Trade him to the Blue Jays!
“I am someone who likes to move around a lot, but I also like a challenge. I’ve been a prisoner of my own challenge at times.”
But in typical fashion, it took 12,000 words to write a two-paragraph story.
The best part is when she fell through the ceiling.
Are you dumb? Yes. Should you continue to share your outdated and crappyperson opinion? Nope.
Interesting. I would have thought that disguising yourself as a cartoonishly stereotypical version of a race of people would be considered racist. But apparently...nah, it’s fine. Good to know.
Just posting to add to the ratio against you, you fucking moron.
Found the white person!
That is a normal racist soccer fan gesture. Move on, find a new slant.
Yeah, but also, Paul George is a good shooter and excellent defender. So he would fit the 3/D role and he’s also Paul George, which is way better than, like, Trevor Ariza.
Seriously, if we all pitch in like $5 we could probably hire an editor for Haisley.