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I think this has more to do with government officials getting enjoyment out of punishing criminals in odd ways.  The products were designed to be a pain in the ass as an extra little FU to people.

So what do you get if you have a soup kitchen with dirrty mike and the boys in a Prius?

A long time ago during whichever year the Civil War took place in, fantastic and brilliant General Robert E. Lee was not at all a traitor, which was fake news, and won his war against the totally corrupt and dangerous Anti-Confederacy, or as they are increasingly known as the Anticonfa.

One of the Boys From Brazil, all grown up!

Am. Maths am hard.

I had my nose broken and looked like this for a couple weeks.  

Probably not.  But what about the spleen?  The Islet of Langerhans?  The gallbladder?  No one ever mentions those, except to say they had to vent their spleen.  Why would they have to vent their spleen unless it was building up all kinds of nasty opinions and organizing the stomach and duodenum into some kind of ugly

Mehridith.

LOL. Imagine being so white and Conservative that you don’t even know how Halloween works.

“If you see a BLM sign on a lawn, it’s the same as having a porch light on at Halloween.”

Maybe Vitolo-Haddad is also a fake “they”.

On Bobby Bonilla day and everything.

I was wondering which specific people this guy knows who are wearing $300 on the dole and $200 sneakers with no job. Also, this idea that going to a protest means you have no job or called in sick—I just don’t even know where that came from. “You’re at the grocery store instead of at home? You must not have kids."

myself, my wife, and her boyfriend”

Nice....good pull.

This was a cynical play on our hero worship of people with cancer as saints. Cancer does not redeem anyone. Cancer is the second leading cause of death, with lung cancer being top amongst the cancers. Cancer is a fact of life, not a saving grace.