You shouldn’t wear that get-up to, say, a professional office, but it’s OK for a walk to the mailbox to see whether your Social Security check arrived.

I'm going to vote for the rich bastard with a long documented history of stiffing contractors. He's looking out for the little guy! 

He looks like he pays someone to pick all the oaties out of the Lucky Charms before eating the marshmallows with leftover McDonald’s grease.

A child sized Nazi uniform is not "a last minute decision"

Damn. I can’t tell who’s more salty about all of this... Bell, the O-line or Lauren.

If only Re/Max would start sponsoring Kap...

I also sent an email to my Republican Senator the other day, suggesting he check his moral compass for signs that it’s time to back off of full-throated support for Trump.

From dictionary.com:

“You want C, C...20 C batteries??”

Damn, where are you getting a full 2% return?  I need to change banks.

Fellow MI resident here. Let’s hope GOP terrorists haven’t gerrymandered our state to shit so badly that they manage to not get voted out in droves this fall.

It’s a fictional narrative, but “Kindred” by Octavia Butler, my favorite author, is a powerful take on slavery. She was directly inspired by “Incidents in the life of Slave Girl”, but wanted to write it from the perspective of what would happen if a modern women was enslaved. 

l’esprit de l’escalier