Also: 40 million unemployeed... 

I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who saw that... I’m actually proud of the guy for standing up to support his wife’s boyfriend.

I like to imagine the set-up to this little tableau:

Behold, here cometh the Dreamer
Let us slay him
And we shall see what will become of his dreams

Good luck on your first government form, amirite?!?!

I can’t wait for the episodes “Portrait of a Masterpiece,” and “Your Moms in my Business.”

I haven’t seen this show yet, but are all the episodes named after dope rap songs? “They speak proper while my speech is from a garbage can! But regardless, you shouldn’t have to be so raw, I’m lookin’ at the front door.”

For Joker, Joker, Deuce, Deuce; should it then be deuce of diamonds, deuce of hearts? Above, it lists deuce of spades... which seems redundant. 

Cut a rug with Bilson at an old LA club back in the day (XS, I believe). She did the move where you grab your ankle and swing your knee back and forth... it was awkward. Also there that night: Ben McKenzie (dude is ruuul short) and Brandon “Greasy” Davis, who was real greasy, and proceeded to drop a huge wad of cash…

I was hoping you were going to say he’s the president of guys who wear khaki pants in a rec league hoops game.

The easy difference is that “jail” generally refers to where one is taken after being arrested, but prior to being sentenced. One can spend an indefinite time in “jail,” (see Kalief Browder), but prison is where you go when you are sentenced.

I love that he literally typed: “do more.” With quotes. Is he quoting himself? That’s so “on brand.”

If you’re a young buck and have never seen a Leon Spinks fight, do yourself a favor and check one out. He had a maniac style. Threw mad heat. He was a joy and a wonder to behold.

Maybe an, “even if he DID do it, it’s not really a crime! So he did it! So what?!”

Is this thee Velvet Jones program or the one with Big Jim Slade?...

Not only did he blow half a bill, but he also got exposed (further) as a glaring asshole and for his efforts got dressed down by more capable candidates on the regular. Ahhh... money well spent. 

“Moonlight Melonmounter.” Well done. Well. Done.

“...eyes incandesced by the visionary light of a massive rapacity, wave on wave of the violent and the insane, their brains stoked with spoorless analogues of all that was, lean aryans with their abrogate semitic chapbook reenacting the dramas and parables therein and mindless and pale with a longing that nothing save…

“Not famous... INfamous!”

Jessie “the White”... amazing...