This feels like the first chapter of a black Naked Lunch...

What do you think Dave Daubenmire was like in high school...?

Far too many complete sentences, too. He’ll have one, maybe two complete sentences in the entire speech.

Now I’m tryin’ to imagine this meal: What, Hitler’s bumbling through some broken english, Cris Colombo’s jibbering some esoteric amalgam of Italian and Spanish, and this idiot is eating his side salad with a half gallon of Ranch dressing on it and chewing with his mouth open. That about capture the scene? Kennedy’s, I…

Had a dream last night that Len Bias, Hank Gathers, and Benji Wilson all welcomed Kobe to the big court for a game of 2 on 2. 

How about when he was comparing this kangaroo shit show to “the hell of war.” ?!?!? I know some Vets that would probably have a different view of that statement. 

Cu-LAWD have mercy! Ms. Parker! Mzz. Parker!

Was she too cheap to just buy a hat?... Wait, what planet is this?....

Nothing to see here... I know a lot of innocent people with 20 lawyers!...

Fhitler?... the “h” is silent...

Undoubtedly there are “better” and broader treatises on prison life (nuance upon nuance), but for one eye-opening glimpse, check out In the Belly of the Beast. Set aside for a minute the sensationalism of JHA’s release and subsequent crimes (he was, after all, a product of the system) and check out the book. The idea…

His lawyer is a graduate of Hollywood Upstairs Legal College. 

Have you ever been tooooo.... Santiago, Chile?!

The rheumy-eyed, butter teeth, goat-shouldered ass clown with the pate of a 52-day-old ham...

I agree with this sentiment, but the reality is The Whites don’t have to make WP work for themselves, it works for them regardless. In fact, they can be openly antagonistic of WP, and it will still work for them. The same people that elect Lindsey Graham and that other half-dead-turtle hobgoblin-looking motherfucker…

The Getty Museum/Trust in LA used to give employees every other Friday off... not sure if they still do. I always thought it was an easy way to suppress wages.

Krike, you’re right! Steely Dan, not The DBs... I had my euphemisms mixed up.

Madam C.J. Walker made the straightening comb, but you won’t know this, if you weren’t shown!

A couple years ago, they gave away their entire catalogue (digitally) via their website. Several albums worth. It was awesome.

He’s lewd, lascivious; salacious, outrageous!... The man’s a goblin...