It’s just that he said “poised” and not, I don’t know, “gregarious,” or “gargantuan,” which would have made it so much better.

I think, perhaps, Esther is simply pointing out the absurdity of “the Times” reporting. That, essentially, printing a piece of paper for Cheeto Man to flap around encapsulates the responsibilities of this nitwit.

Starter 1: There are two toilets in the bathroom!

Another fun way to think about it is that the owners of the Lions own Ford Motor Company, and thus the Lions are like their hobby... The money “recouped” from Johnson and Sanders was likely lost later in those days in the couch cushions.

I love David Morse!... but I swear to god, I thought he was long since dead.

He’s still got Complaints, though...

Why on gods green earth would Tomm Leahmon’s voice be more “significant” in NFL circles than anywhere else? Is it cause old ass dudebros like Jerry Jones want to bang her?

Fat President Shit Talks Fat Supporter; Supporter Still Supports; All Remain Fat.

Is there not video of Rakim Mayers assaulting (and battering, by US law) another man? This seems like it has actually been adjudicated appropriately (he has to pay “damages” and a fine... erm’kay). Thus, Trump should definitely make it into an(other) international incident.

“I don’t have enough money, because I paid it to too many others.” Says (checks notes)... Jerry Jones.

I love that Bartonimous J. Smythe IV, PhD, also just glosses right over the fact that the President of the United Fucking States is “commonly charged” with numerous moral and actual law crimes... nothing to see there!

P.S. Are the stem cells from Mike J. Fox? Are they for Mike J. Fox? Or are they “Mike J. Fox”-branded stem cells?... In any case, I would like to buy one case.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m fairly sure the “honorable, respectful, bla, bla, bla” method of disposing of an American Flag is to... burn it? I guess in this version it’s a liberal burn (ahem) because the clearly Jewish/Muslim/Mexican man is both roasting a vegan-dog and not wearing the requisite american flag…

Can we talk about the real problem here? Is that a green shirt?

Hahvad Baaa entusiast Russ DooThat likes them apples and a necklace of garlic would suit him well. 

He’s “forced to choose” some beer he doesn’t like at some hypothetical bar? Was he forced to go to the bar?... WTF, man.

...and if that doesn’t work, there’s always... BIG JIM SLADE! FORMER DEFENSIVE END FOR THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!

I’m sorry (cause damn the rest of it), but in the first tweet listed above, did STump quote himself as saying he’s the least racist person in the world? I do assume that he does not know how quotation marks work or what they mean, but quoting himself as a reference is really amazing. 

“...to be kicking the United States in the teeth!” WTF. Huh? Was that similar to the ass kicking the US was taking from the Vietnamese BEFORE we entered that conflict?

I’ll concede the point. Goofy Brits.