It fell apart at the end; “...acting like a bunch of entitled little twats.” No black person has ever said the word “twat.”

Two good signs you’re probably racist: 1) You have said, “I don’t have a racist bone in my body!” to someone, and 2) You use a term like “the minorities” when describing other people. 

I made it as far as that guy before I had to mute, then ultimately turn off the television. COLLUSION CONSPIRACY SAME THING NO? YES? ARGGG CONSPIRACY COLLUSION!

Cause he’d have to live with himself 24/7 and what is he if not Wilbur Ross! Bullfucker! He’d blow his brains out in three days or less. 

How long until her “supporters” start calling for the deportation of all “orientals” and she is aghast (AGHAST!) that her fellow conservatives could also hate HER?

“This vile idiot...” referring to someone who would probably still give you the shirt off her back, yet 100% guaranteed he’s a TrumpShitheal supporter, who would spit on him before kicking his grandmother in the tits and sprinting out of a house fire like Costanza.

Is My-T-Sharp still in business? Does Cuba still get his fade fixed there?? If Darryl is not in this movie, I will not see it.

Is mans like this just confused as hell when The Bloated Orange is talking trash about a Congresswoman being “anti-semitic” like it’s a bad thing?... This is somewhat of a rhetorical question; I am aware that the bulk of TBO’s fanbase does not actually know the definition of antisemitism, yet supports (the hatred of?) …

This is why, as a native Detroiter, I am, and always have been, not a Lions fan, but a Barry Sanders fan. Had we not had Barry, the Lions would have self-immolated years ago. He makes you forget about Calvin Johnson for god’s sake! He was the only part of the game that mattered for Lions fans. You tuned in to watch…

The bigger the front, the bigger the back.

Assistant: ...your own daughter...

Towel, towel, towel... most of these are towels!

From those lead photos I was like, “Damn, Jon Hamm has made some interesting choices lately.”

Book’s good.

Apparently, I share a birthday with hulk6785!... and now your avatar makes a lot more sense. 

...ummm... just spit-ballin’ here, but what if we named other places “Trumpland,” or “Trumpberg?” These places could draw all the MAGA humpers together in one blindingly pale utopia! I know some great spots available in west Africa, northeast Asia, central Florida, and the best place of all (in fact, it’s ON TOP OF…

I’m fairly sure (read: not sure at all) that it’s not illegal to toss dog shit on the White House lawn... I heard that from a friend.

Those poor children....

She got a life sentence with that grillbone the day she got slapped into this world!

That practically every Warriors player was signaling for the TO would support that.