Hilarious indeed, especially considering no one seemed to notice Dae Dae’s triple double (along with 3 steals and 2 blocks). Incidentally, I love your kinja name and now I want to know what Carlester is up to?...

According the Q poll, is there any definable percentage of “black voters” who indicate that they would vote for Trump? 

Can someone access a gif of the scene in Blazing Saddles when the cavalry runs into the toll booth in the middle of the desert? That’s what this reminds me of... 

And that 1/4 mile is only if they approach the dead center of the wall, then make a 90 degree turn and walk to either end... it sounds kind of like a neat game! 

I’m also trying to imagine a “sensitive rape” scene...

Not to split hairs, but weren’t the bodies of Simpson and Goldman found outside the house? I recall his defense pointing to this as “evidence” that any old random passer-by in Brentwood may have perpetrated these brutal and violent killings, as is wont to happen in Brentwood...

No body fucks wit da Jesus...

Having served on four juries, the concept of “your peers” becomes highly distorted.

“There is something going on in terms of monopoly.”!?!?!

I, too, seek easy money. 

I believe she’s the same person who “mentored” that J.D. Vance avatar of a human.

I believe KRS-One said it best:
“It’s good to note, that in ancient times
Egyptians developed all sciences of the mind
To the point where they ruled the planet
But Rome, Greece, and Persia wasn’t havin’ it
They attacked, and won the war
But it wasn’t enough, they had to get to the core
‘Cause in that time it was Alkebulan
Tha…

Arg, you only held out one minute! It was an esoteric joke, I’ll admit, but you stuck the landing! You should have given it more time to marinate before dropping the Hans Moleman.

I was there! T’was a great game... I feel like we’re avatar brothers. Or Avatar adjacent.

I’m’a go watch Matewan and get psyched.

POORER TO THE PEOPLE!

I always have to ask: Who took the photo? A “small?” A “normie” holding the camera at their navel? Think about it... or don’t. 

When the whites rave about the Beatles’ Twist and Shout I want to punch through heads. Hell, The Top Notes did a better version. But if you don’t know about the Isley’s?? Then you’ve never heard the song. You could spend days just on music with this list.

Damn, that’s a rogues gallery of ridiculous and/or disgusting liquids.

That means they’re coming back around, baby!