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I’ll leave the sentiment to a far superior wordsmith than me:

Amusingly, this list doesn’t include “hamburger.”

20 times in this article alone (that’s just the “cis men,” not the “cis women”). “Hey, Cis Man! Why you no give shit about abortion!?”

I’ll be honest, heavy use of the term “cis” is the wrong place to start. 

This is perfect.

And what happens when it’s cloudy! In the same way that solar power is rendered USELESS by a cloud, ‘imgrints’ will be able to just walk right through that black wall on a cloudy day!

While the follow up was clearly botched, was the alleged assault in Kuwait said to be perpetrated by a member(s) of the US military or a member(s) of the WWE contingent? I’m just curious which group of “big n’ tough” entitled old men with ego problems felt the need for protection...

Presumably the people in the background are wearing hardhats to protect themselves from the shitstorm raining down upon them?

This is funny, because it’s true.

I was a young, dumb 29-year-old, and now I’m a mature, woke 32!

MXC is my favorite show of all time... I understand the connection between that statement and yours is tenuous at best, but there it is. 

I made the mistake of spending a night in Lynchburg, VA (home of Liberty U.) in the mid-90s... it was like something out of a Stephen King novel. If ‘evil’ resides anywhere, it’s there.

They were down a woman beater (Hunt) on the roster and needed to bring balance back to the locker room.

New Jersey is lovely this time of year.

My fav is when they’re simultaneously takin our jerbs AND lazy as an old dog...

Among my favorite HOT TAKES from a war zone is incredulity over the idea that a native/local population might react “negatively” to an invasion by a foreign military. The Lone Survivor guy did this too. He was fucking SHOCKED that a “crazy” old Arab man would come running out of a house with an AK a’blazin’. Could not

Kate Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk

I just can’t comprehend how anyone could take this clown seriously. He looks like the 4th clone of Jered Kushner in a bad Multiplicity remake.

Other than the obvious, how does this cretin (the 21-year-old) afford to be such a douche bag? I had never heard of him before this article and Wiki lists him as an internet troll... I mean this literally. How does he afford to live? Who’s paying, say, his $32K fine from the NFA? Who’s paying his rent and his cell

I hope Kahn’s Jatiyo Sangshad Bhaban is still extant in 3000. Or the Salk Institute. They have the fortitude.