Apropos of nothing, the juxtaposition of Eldrick’s movie-theater-screen-sized veneers with Eric’s gummy snaggleteeth is alarming and mesmerizing.

Punish killin’ with killin’! Brilliant.

Blake! Yes man! Thank you. I know him. Andre too, I think, although there were two big guys at one point. Luke Kennard sounds white, so I’ll look for him, and man, Mr. October, what can you say about him?! One of the greats. 

As a Pistons fan, I was hoping you’d say something about their players, as I have no idea who they are. 

He makes an excellent double meat burger.

Okay.

A. I’m not conflating a game with “creating” soldiers. I’m questioning this hot take that no one should ever yell at anyone.

Highly dubious...

I’d be curious to get your take on how military boot camps should work. Lots of positive reinforcement and hugs, I suppose. 

Are you serious, Clark?...

The bigger the front, the bigger the back!

...she made the straightening comb... but you won’t know this, if you weren’t shown.

Is this King Fucking Joffrey in drag?

A black kid named “Holden?” Perhaps... 

For me, it was the sound more than the sight. 

Well done, Nate. “God bless that fucking monkey.” This line alone will make me laugh the rest of the day.

Do they really refer to it (and provide it) as “prescription liquor” though? Or are they just required to inventory and potentially provide potable alcohol to an inpatient suffering from severe withdrawals? I’m genuinely curious.

Small quibble: I assume it’s “donning” blackface, as opposed to “dawning.” Could have been an autocorrect thing.

Unfortunately, Hoover Toyota (Toyota!) is located, presumably, in Hoover, Alabama, in which case I expect sales will improve after this little guerrilla campaign went viral.

They feed they Lion and he comes.