Why on gods green earth would Tomm Leahmon’s voice be more “significant” in NFL circles than anywhere else? Is it cause old ass dudebros like Jerry Jones want to bang her?

Fat President Shit Talks Fat Supporter; Supporter Still Supports; All Remain Fat.

Is there not video of Rakim Mayers assaulting (and battering, by US law) another man? This seems like it has actually been adjudicated appropriately (he has to pay “damages” and a fine... erm’kay). Thus, Trump should definitely make it into an(other) international incident.

“I don’t have enough money, because I paid it to too many others.” Says (checks notes)... Jerry Jones.

I love that Bartonimous J. Smythe IV, PhD, also just glosses right over the fact that the President of the United Fucking States is “commonly charged” with numerous moral and actual law crimes... nothing to see there!

P.S. Are the stem cells from Mike J. Fox? Are they for Mike J. Fox? Or are they “Mike J. Fox”-branded stem cells?... In any case, I would like to buy one case.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m fairly sure the “honorable, respectful, bla, bla, bla” method of disposing of an American Flag is to... burn it? I guess in this version it’s a liberal burn (ahem) because the clearly Jewish/Muslim/Mexican man is both roasting a vegan-dog and not wearing the requisite american flag…

Can we talk about the real problem here? Is that a green shirt?

Hahvad Baaa entusiast Russ DooThat likes them apples and a necklace of garlic would suit him well. 

He’s “forced to choose” some beer he doesn’t like at some hypothetical bar? Was he forced to go to the bar?... WTF, man.

...and if that doesn’t work, there’s always... BIG JIM SLADE! FORMER DEFENSIVE END FOR THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!

I’m sorry (cause damn the rest of it), but in the first tweet listed above, did STump quote himself as saying he’s the least racist person in the world? I do assume that he does not know how quotation marks work or what they mean, but quoting himself as a reference is really amazing. 

“...to be kicking the United States in the teeth!” WTF. Huh? Was that similar to the ass kicking the US was taking from the Vietnamese BEFORE we entered that conflict?

I’ll concede the point. Goofy Brits.

It fell apart at the end; “...acting like a bunch of entitled little twats.” No black person has ever said the word “twat.”

Two good signs you’re probably racist: 1) You have said, “I don’t have a racist bone in my body!” to someone, and 2) You use a term like “the minorities” when describing other people. 

I made it as far as that guy before I had to mute, then ultimately turn off the television. COLLUSION CONSPIRACY SAME THING NO? YES? ARGGG CONSPIRACY COLLUSION!

Cause he’d have to live with himself 24/7 and what is he if not Wilbur Ross! Bullfucker! He’d blow his brains out in three days or less. 

How long until her “supporters” start calling for the deportation of all “orientals” and she is aghast (AGHAST!) that her fellow conservatives could also hate HER?

“This vile idiot...” referring to someone who would probably still give you the shirt off her back, yet 100% guaranteed he’s a TrumpShitheal supporter, who would spit on him before kicking his grandmother in the tits and sprinting out of a house fire like Costanza.