Is My-T-Sharp still in business? Does Cuba still get his fade fixed there?? If Darryl is not in this movie, I will not see it.

Is mans like this just confused as hell when The Bloated Orange is talking trash about a Congresswoman being “anti-semitic” like it’s a bad thing?... This is somewhat of a rhetorical question; I am aware that the bulk of TBO’s fanbase does not actually know the definition of antisemitism, yet supports (the hatred of?) …

This is why, as a native Detroiter, I am, and always have been, not a Lions fan, but a Barry Sanders fan. Had we not had Barry, the Lions would have self-immolated years ago. He makes you forget about Calvin Johnson for god’s sake! He was the only part of the game that mattered for Lions fans. You tuned in to watch…

The bigger the front, the bigger the back.

Assistant: ...your own daughter...

Towel, towel, towel... most of these are towels!

From those lead photos I was like, “Damn, Jon Hamm has made some interesting choices lately.”

Book’s good.

Apparently, I share a birthday with hulk6785!... and now your avatar makes a lot more sense. 

...ummm... just spit-ballin’ here, but what if we named other places “Trumpland,” or “Trumpberg?” These places could draw all the MAGA humpers together in one blindingly pale utopia! I know some great spots available in west Africa, northeast Asia, central Florida, and the best place of all (in fact, it’s ON TOP OF…

I’m fairly sure (read: not sure at all) that it’s not illegal to toss dog shit on the White House lawn... I heard that from a friend.

Those poor children....

She got a life sentence with that grillbone the day she got slapped into this world!

That practically every Warriors player was signaling for the TO would support that.

Hilarious indeed, especially considering no one seemed to notice Dae Dae’s triple double (along with 3 steals and 2 blocks). Incidentally, I love your kinja name and now I want to know what Carlester is up to?...

According the Q poll, is there any definable percentage of “black voters” who indicate that they would vote for Trump? 

Can someone access a gif of the scene in Blazing Saddles when the cavalry runs into the toll booth in the middle of the desert? That’s what this reminds me of... 

And that 1/4 mile is only if they approach the dead center of the wall, then make a 90 degree turn and walk to either end... it sounds kind of like a neat game! 

I’m also trying to imagine a “sensitive rape” scene...

Not to split hairs, but weren’t the bodies of Simpson and Goldman found outside the house? I recall his defense pointing to this as “evidence” that any old random passer-by in Brentwood may have perpetrated these brutal and violent killings, as is wont to happen in Brentwood...