While the follow up was clearly botched, was the alleged assault in Kuwait said to be perpetrated by a member(s) of the US military or a member(s) of the WWE contingent? I’m just curious which group of “big n’ tough” entitled old men with ego problems felt the need for protection...

Presumably the people in the background are wearing hardhats to protect themselves from the shitstorm raining down upon them?

This is funny, because it’s true.

I was a young, dumb 29-year-old, and now I’m a mature, woke 32!

MXC is my favorite show of all time... I understand the connection between that statement and yours is tenuous at best, but there it is. 

I made the mistake of spending a night in Lynchburg, VA (home of Liberty U.) in the mid-90s... it was like something out of a Stephen King novel. If ‘evil’ resides anywhere, it’s there.

They were down a woman beater (Hunt) on the roster and needed to bring balance back to the locker room.

New Jersey is lovely this time of year.

My fav is when they’re simultaneously takin our jerbs AND lazy as an old dog...

Among my favorite HOT TAKES from a war zone is incredulity over the idea that a native/local population might react “negatively” to an invasion by a foreign military. The Lone Survivor guy did this too. He was fucking SHOCKED that a “crazy” old Arab man would come running out of a house with an AK a’blazin’. Could not…

Kate Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk

I just can’t comprehend how anyone could take this clown seriously. He looks like the 4th clone of Jered Kushner in a bad Multiplicity remake.

Other than the obvious, how does this cretin (the 21-year-old) afford to be such a douche bag? I had never heard of him before this article and Wiki lists him as an internet troll... I mean this literally. How does he afford to live? Who’s paying, say, his $32K fine from the NFA? Who’s paying his rent and his cell…

I hope Kahn’s Jatiyo Sangshad Bhaban is still extant in 3000. Or the Salk Institute. They have the fortitude.

Apropos of nothing, the juxtaposition of Eldrick’s movie-theater-screen-sized veneers with Eric’s gummy snaggleteeth is alarming and mesmerizing.

Punish killin’ with killin’! Brilliant.

Blake! Yes man! Thank you. I know him. Andre too, I think, although there were two big guys at one point. Luke Kennard sounds white, so I’ll look for him, and man, Mr. October, what can you say about him?! One of the greats. 

As a Pistons fan, I was hoping you’d say something about their players, as I have no idea who they are. 

He makes an excellent double meat burger.

Okay.