A. I’m not conflating a game with “creating” soldiers. I’m questioning this hot take that no one should ever yell at anyone.

Highly dubious...

I’d be curious to get your take on how military boot camps should work. Lots of positive reinforcement and hugs, I suppose. 

Are you serious, Clark?...

The bigger the front, the bigger the back!

...she made the straightening comb... but you won’t know this, if you weren’t shown.

Is this King Fucking Joffrey in drag?

A black kid named “Holden?” Perhaps... 

For me, it was the sound more than the sight. 

Well done, Nate. “God bless that fucking monkey.” This line alone will make me laugh the rest of the day.

Do they really refer to it (and provide it) as “prescription liquor” though? Or are they just required to inventory and potentially provide potable alcohol to an inpatient suffering from severe withdrawals? I’m genuinely curious.

Small quibble: I assume it’s “donning” blackface, as opposed to “dawning.” Could have been an autocorrect thing.

Unfortunately, Hoover Toyota (Toyota!) is located, presumably, in Hoover, Alabama, in which case I expect sales will improve after this little guerrilla campaign went viral.

They feed they Lion and he comes.

Time was, Detroit was worse than prison:

Every night and every morn
Some to misery are born
Every morn and every night
Some are born to sweet delight
Some are born to sweet delight
Some are born to endless night 

McCormick & Schmick’s owes me half!

...pink gators, my Detroit playas...

I honestly thought the lyric was “I guess it rains down in Africa,” until about 6 months ago. It seemed to be a more “wipipo” lyric anyway.