Pitbull was just doing a really bad cover of “Tommy the Cat.”

At the very least, he won’t have seizures.

That description is as hilarious as it is true.

Aw crap, now I gotta play the role of “butthurt participant in niche activity” ...

The first 20 minutes of Dawn of the Dead are amazing.

The only “shield” anyone should give a shit about respecting is the series starring Michael Chiklis.

Here’s a thread for Heath Evans professional/descriptive title suggestions:

Why do you hate fun?

Rex “The Sex Cannon” Grossman, standing by.

Hey, watch your mouth pal ... there’s dozens of us.

1) When is the last time you’ve been there?

You can stop pretending to be mad about it.

- Tony Perkins

GopherHole is the worst. That is all.

... and your co-worker doesn’t use headphones ... why?

Ummm ... woozle wuzzle?

After five minutes of Nantz/Simms, I muted it and turned on the Westwood broadcast. Even with the 12 second delay, hearing the sense of urgency in Kevin Harlan’s voice made it feel like an actual Super Bowl broadcast.

Ah: the same Andrew Sullivan who takes credit for introducing the idea of gay marriage ... who supported Bush Jr. in 2000/2004, but then — for some reason — became Obama’s biggest fan in 2008.

Fancy Ray is real and he’s spectacular.

Minnesota over-treats their roads before most snowfalls, which helps a ton. I lived in northern WI for a brief period. Hardly any treatment, which led to some of the worst black ice patches I had ever seen. So many near spin-outs ...