He won’t be a mariner for much longer. The court of public opinion doesn’t fuck around in Seattle.

80k for a PSL? Looks like you can get CTE from just watching the NFL.

If the lone wolf attackers organized into jurisdictional forces, were tasked by the government to protect and serve the population within that jurisdiction, were paid salaries with our tax dollars, formed incredibly powerful unions, went back in time to establish decades of oppression-based tactics, then came back to…

*picture not from Charlotte, but point still stands

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

To be fair, market research determined 90% of the crowd would leave after the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic, so they stocked up accordingly.

Fuck your fantasy team!

If it’s a Harambe joke, then every single one of you should be forced to to become Peter Thiel’s bloodbags.

"The Deadspin Brick" should be the name for Piggy Poop Balls massive poop on his balls.

It depends. What does Martellus Bennett look like?

Yeah, it seems like the “victim” either needlessly escalated this situation for no reason. Either that, or this joke was the last straw in a long line of comments/jokes that pushed her over the edge. Hard to tell from this single incident for certain, but I definitely agree that this incident alone wouldn’t seem to…

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

K, what should we post about instead today?

Top 8 reasons white, middle-aged Panthers fans don’t like Cam Newton:

It means that everyone knows Boston has a unique history of racism among Northern cities and that Bostonians, consistently for decades, have engaged in overt and covert acts of bigotry unknown in such upstanding cities as Chicago and Philadelphia.

You could trot out Harmon Killebrew, Kirby Puckett, and Rod Carew and their war crime of a pitching staff would still sink them.

And best of luck to your mom.

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?

I doubt it was even so singular a decision as Paramount making the call. From comments made by other people/groups related to the film or the Ghost in the Shell franchise... the only people who thought a Japanese actor was the “only good/right decision” are entitled white Americans on Tumblr.

I don’t see why they don’t give the brutally honest response:
We don’t think that a film starring only Japanese actors can make enough money to recoup costs. Especially in the Chinese market. So if you want movies like this, you have to make compromises. If it becomes a much more popular part of the industry, a cracked…