Supposed to be an eternal flame for Al Davis.

Cigarette tax helped during the initial shortfall.

Who wins in a fight: Anne Frank or Helen Keller?

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I wish I had the time to create an army of burner accounts to upvote this statement.

The Japanese are a disciplined people, they would never degrade themselves via pornographic consumption.

None. Brazil has bigger issues to deal with. The IOC and Rio officials fucked over a lot of people.

Depends on the neighborhood. I stayed at a friend’s apartment in Copacabana neighborhood recently and it was fine. Tons of elderly residents walking around.

Rio is hosting, not all of Brazil.

That seems like a ridiculous amount of security, but it’s your company’s money ...

It’s still alright. I was just there a couple months ago to visit family. The only hairy moment was when a large group of us took the subway to check out the central cathedral ... only to discover a horde of homeless people getting medical care at tents outside the building. Didn’t pick the best day to go. Lots of…

This man is approaching Nadia Comăneci levels of mental gymnastics.

No dude, you admitted your mistake (like a human should).

Jerry Richardson looks like someone tried to sculpt Newt Gingrich out of McDonald’s hamburgers.

I’d rather not say what corps (I’m still involved somewhat as an alum, and I’ve posted a lot of stupid shit under this kinja account). I’ll say this: we’ve never made finals, but have come super close.

You take the good with the cheesy (see: Cadets).

I was half-joking. Phantom had a way more memorable show, that’s for sure. I could’ve lived with BD winning, however.

BD should’ve won [cowardly runs away].

[gigantic eye roll as I type this]

Touché.