Go to a sportsbook.

Glorious. +1

I just came ... out my mouth. I barfed.

14-year-old me took Kid Rock seriously. 14-year-old me was a dipshit.

Tell de TRUTH!

My word, you are a sheltered dipshit.

Eat my shorts.

That’s nice. I’ll enjoy some delicious cheese curds tonight, then wash ‘em down with a tall glass of water (that thing we have lots of that seems to be in short supply in your town).

Sorry for the dickish post. I still think that sort of thing is par for the course in rural middle America, but I see what you’re saying.

So driving through a rural part of a state makes you an expert on the entire state’s culture? Got it.

Not exactly. It’s a fairly gerrymandered district that barely touches some of the outskirt suburbs of both Mpls. and St. Paul (Lino Lakes and Forest Lake, neither of which I would really call suburbs ... they’re pretty country). Much of it extends northwestern to the St. Cloud area, which is heavily conservative.

I still think the Strib comment section is someone’s performance art project. I can’t fathom how that can be worse than the shit I see on YouTube.

Did you move to St. Cloud? That might be your problem.

Hey Lie Bot, I found something sadder.

“And his Mrs. is giving him a spraying ... ”

So much truth.

That’s nice.

What the fuck is “hipster racism” ...?

It’s been forever since I’ve seen Temple of Doom, but how is Short Round a stereotype? Genuinely asking.

In short (heh): I would think that as long as you’re not applying bronzer/whatever to his skin or going about it in a dipshit way in general, it’s perfectly acceptable.