The only high-five a Schiano man gives is a stink palm high-five.

No, you’re right. Colin was doing his “Queen of the Old West” shtick.

*A hopeful Christian Ponder sits by his phone*

The answer is Rex Grossman.

That dumpster fire has more dignity than the one in Houston.

You could anger Satan himself and still have better luck than the Browns.

I grew up watching tons of Hong Kong movies (Shaw Bros, Golden Harvest, etc). The sound dubbing/editing is incredibly off-putting at first, but you learn to deal with it eventually.

Great read. Thank you.

I knew he looked familiar.

He’s a piece of shit for doing his 9-5 job?