“So now I, as a mom, get to deal with telling my toddlers we can’t watch Disney+ while in our Tesla and deal with their upset feelings because 2 grown men can’t have a civil discussion and move on.”

cars shouldnt have apps in the first place, but other than that shes right.

Everything about this is exhausting.

And too lazy to cook or heat up food, but not so much as to just eat Soylent.

“I disagree with the idea of unions.”

“I disagree with the idea of billionaires.” - everyone else 

Since Robbie was producing, I’d wager she had some say.

Yeah, between Provel and St. Louis bagels, I’m gonna have to be doubtful:

I’m going to get that dumb hot dog apron and just wear it everywhere, like a cape.

Only when you run through the train without a ticket. 

“What trump is to real estate, Todd Graves is to chicken fingers.”

I think the selfless billionaire archetype would garner him a good amount of support.

Middle-America’s aversion to flavor has peaked here...

Congrats to him. It is really hard to bread and deepfry a piece of chicken and have it come out as bland as Raising Cane’s. Truly a food engineering feat.

conductors are frauds! they just stand there waving their arms!

I know this is (obvious and undisclosed) sponsored content, but Costco sells an identical imported bone-in Serrano on what appears to be the same wood stand, with the carving knife, for a hundred bucks. 

Why would they change their opinions on him when many of them likely agree with his opinions at worst or at best figure they just buy Teslas or use any of the stuff he owns and don’t care about his shitty behavior?

Why Hamas chooses to intermingle military and civilian sites, hospitals with war rooms, schools with rocket launcher battalions, etc, we will never understand.

please, and i say this for the good of everyone here, please fucking end your life.

In the meantime, if all of those pesky, brown Palestinians are killed or forced off of the land that Israel illegally covets, that’s just fine?