It’s a scam in our reality but in the show the money goes to humanity’s fight...

But that devil muzzle will just make you spread your cancer to the rest of us!!!

Oooh, I hates defenestration!

After 2 seasons of eating all the food in the restaurant, the titular ‘The Bear’ will hibernate during the full run of season 3.

Time to be pedantic...

Jobs that can be easily automated away are jobs that nobody actually needs to do.

“I don’t like the source so *plugs ears* I’m not gonna listen* is rather foolish, dontchathink?

Boston Market is neither Boston nor a market.

Ooo, it’s like I summoned a shining example! Don’t you love when a point is proven for you?

So you use it the same way I use stainless steel mixing bowls and you can get a set of various sizes for the same price as a hotel pan and it'll last just as long. 

You know who doesn’t put up with water that’s merely ‘pretty great’?

Rich people are wild.

I’m going to stick to my Tide Pods, thank you very much!

Look baby it’s definitely a foot, you don’t need to get out that ruler! 

Succession was one of the funniest satires in years and won Best Drama.

To be fair. I laugh the same amount when I watch The Bear and Abbott Elementary.

God you guys are weirdos.

Why isn’t the graphic spelled Kaaron Rodgers?

I don’t think you heard me THEY GOT AN EGG PUCK!

They have that weird ass lighting for the produce specifically so it’s harder to see the rotting veggies.