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Sep 21
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TANNING SALONS OVERWHELMED AS WHITE HOUSE MANDATES EVERY AMERICAN GET A UV LIGHT TO COMBAT CORONA VIRUS!

DEMS BLAST TRUMP AFTER IT IS REVEALED HE BOUGHT SOUTH BEACH TANNING FRANCHISE FOR 2.3 M!

BLACK LIGHT BULBS AND TIN FOIL SOLD OUT IN ALL STORES!
“SAME THING, RIGHT?” SAYS SLACK JAWED MAN ON STREET!

Sep 21
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Don’t give the White House any ideas.

Sep 21
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“Obviously, we’re representing him,” Davis said. In true Black Mamba form, he scored 10 of his 31 points in the fourth quarter. “Especially in those jerseys. It’s his jersey, one he created, and any time we put it on, we want to win.” Read more

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Burn
It
Down.

Oh wait, too late.

Sep 21
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Can’t encourage kids to stand up against totalitarian regimes now can we?

Sep 21
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Disney+ to the licensing. You spelled licensing wrong.

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I don’t understand why Xbox never thought to integrate keyboard and joy controls into one system. It could be the greatest appliance out there. No need to buy a PC and a console. Maybe licensing with PC game distributors?

Sep 21
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“God called me to Jackson State,” Sanders said.
More like that check yelled his name.

#PayAthletesNow

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Women’s Rights are already being dismantled by women who voted for Trump. They’ll do it again this year too - in droves to keep their gender reveals, Xmas pageants, sandwich making and pussy grabs they love so much.

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Will they use that money to dig up dirt on these supreme court nominees? Otherwise, it will be 4 more years. The only way Dems will win this is to forego their goody-goody image and start to think and act like a Republican.

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You think ANY legitimate political action by us now won’t provoke an attack? The US has bought in. It’s like joining the mob and then saying “Nah, I’d like to cancel my membership.” Russia will say say, “This is not Jenny Craig.

I don’t think you understand who Russia is and who Trump is. This isn’t some back door Read more

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Damn LOL calm down! Then go ahead, get revenge, go start WWIII live on iodine pills and rats. Do you boo.

Sep 21
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The US don’t deserve him. 

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And that shit still looks fake and plastic.

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When they find the guy who did this, they should give him an advanced case of SARS COV-2, hook him to a respirator with a 4096-bit RSA encryption, and tell him in order to live, he must crack it in 10 minutes while bed ridden.

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That’s the whole point to a Cracker Barrel.” - founder depicted on sign

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“Yet while Ginsburg’s death is gutting, her presence on the court was never going to be enough to save us.” Read more

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Not much would happen. The groups who wish to control this country would create their own platform using their government connections ill gotten gains. Then Americans would be staring at KlanBook and ProudBoiFace on their phones.

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I love it because it’s one of the most realistic space shows out there. The books by James S.A. Corey are a true sci-fi masterpiece.

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Gahddam, I love me some Kim’s Convenience! Paul Sun‑Hyung Lee is the Korean, James Earl Jones. So versatile an actor.