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Anything that fucks with the monarchy is good. They should keep talking.

But have you ever seen them both in the same place at the same time?

The real “problem” with Noma is they started paying their interns. Took about three months to become unsustainable. Most fine dining establishments can’t survive without exploiting workers.

They’re probably thumb-in-fist guys too.

The 88 in his name might have done that for us already.

If I lived in Mike Roger’s district there would be hell toupee:

George Santos watching these films:

And Arizona and Southern California.

She IS a treasure.

Meanwhile, Democrat Katie Porter silently throws some vicious shade. 

I want to see it. I don’t even care who does it, I want to see Gaetz punched in the face. Repeatedly. I also want to see him charged for being a pedo but that increasingly looks like it’s not going to happen.

The misplaced, unearned confidence comes from decades of being told you’re special because you have a dick.

I just find it rich when old, privileged, out of shape white men act like they can pull off any physical altercation.

Repubican Senator Matt “Nonconsensual” Schlapp “and Very Rough Tickles”

Is there a psychologist that would be willing to do a study regarding Republicans and projection? 

I wish Jollibee would expand to Portland. It’s only a 2 hour drive to Seattle, but I’m too lazy to drive that far just for chicken and spaghetti, lol.

I have zero investment in this situation or the rich, boring people involved, but as a fan of a good Sunday roast, I’m compelled to say the beef looks just fine to me. That said, there’s enough fat on a prime rib that you don’t need to rub it with two pounds of butter in a gratuitous TikTok flourish. The potatoes look…

The internet has taught me that most people: like their meat well-done like shoe leather, still wash their chicken, and put cheese or ranch dressing onto absolutely anything.

Well, Elon couldn’t very well come right out and stipulate that the world needs more white wealthy babies, could he? Build Back Better was for the poors, and what kind of weirdo actually wants to take family leave and spend time with the kids he sires? It’s better just to impregnate and move on to the next friend’s…