Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

$75 million? Yeah that was gon be a wild property tax bill if they didn’t sell that land back right away. It’s so jacked up that they stole the land and now you can’t even afford to hold on to it now that it has been returned to you.

She’ll be just fine. Here in ‘Murica we have a fine ole tradition of mediocre people failing upward.

When Hicks left the White House in 2018 for a two-year stint as the chief communications officer and executive vice president of Fox

I am really shocked at how the NFL was caught so flatfooted in that situation. They had absolutely no idea how to deal with this. 4 commercial breaks, giving the players 5 mins to warm up before starting again, the teams deciding not to play, the announcers all asking for the game to be canceled. What a cluster fuck

The context is an incel MMA dickpuncher doxxed himself into getting arrested for sex trafficking

Just when I’m about to give up watching reality, an episode like this drags me back in!

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

I would say that there is some poetic justice in this scenario. Thank you Greta, you got that miserable POS to out himself. Delicious!

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

“There’s So Much Fun to Be Had”

Comic Sans typeface IS a crime.

At least he didn’t call the first movie “Episode IV”

Ugh, their cookies are terrible. You only buy them as a corporate gift to your clients, and then they don’t eat them, either.

I never want to hear anyone who attended this make fun of a Star Trek fan ever again.

Oh huh I’ve never heard of this XKCD comic.

ICE makers are mostly converting to cheaper EVs that people can actually afford, even without a tax credit or “discount”.

If you employ underage staff, and get busted, well, that’s how the Cookie Crumbles I guess.

I confess, I wasn’t sure that they even used ovens.  The crumbl cookie I had seemed to work on the principle - “If we use ingredients that are safe to eat raw, we can serve people seriously underbaked cookies so they will mistake that texture for a pleasant one.”