Please welcome your new CEO Nole Ksum, from somewhere far away...

I can’t tell if this actually makes sense or if buzz-speak is a linguistic Rorschach test.

My bi-annual reminder that this is not a show about a pastoral village called Easttown where the titular horse gets in misadventures and teaches lessons. 

Lemme emulate the response for you:

Ugh, you had me excited for a second. Kotick still sticking around like gum on the bottom of a shoe.

Hahahaha!

Any right leaning independents out there want to provide a rational reason why you think voting for a Republican is ever a good idea in light of the, once again, spectacle of the clown car on fire careening out of control down the freeway show ramping up?

He must be pretty deep in this scam to do this. Good riddance I’d say. At first I thought satan himself (Kotick), but this’ll do for now.

They should settle their argument in the way their beloved Founding Fathers would have back in their day: Firearms at ten paces.

According to Majorie Taylor Greene, you also can get butt-plugs there so that is a plus. 

It sure would have been nice if voters knew this information before the November 8 election. I’m not sure if Democrats were so certain they’d win the race that they didn’t do opposition research or what

What insane person is spending over $1,000/mo on a car payment??? I just can’t even. 

I am so glad you posted this. Nowhere else has anyone seemed to know milk and Pepsi was started by Laverne!

Yes, hooning with a truck full of liquid is seriously not recommended.

Don’t tankers have baffles installed to prevent slosh?

Oh great another argument for ‘don’t wanna wear a seatbelt, I want to be thown clear of the accident’ crowd 

Thank you! I clicked on the video just to make sure one commenter mentioned this!

And who is going to make that illegal? The right wingers controlling state and federal legislatures? You’re right, but sadly unless you live in a few select states, there is no possible way to enact it.

Titanic is a phenomenal TECHNICAL film, but the writing is awful and the story is tedious (and defamatory).

Will he get boneitus for his greed?  One can only hope!