‘Pumpkin Spice’ was America’s answer to people not caring about Thanksgiving.

Probably smells coke on the SS.

Moronic spiel wouldn’t be effective if morons weren’t there to lap it up - every - goddamn - time.

Texas should set aside their biases of the north and realize New Yorkers enjoy puckering up just as much as any other cowboy.

Humans love some nudity!

Beliefs are stronger than facts. If people BELIEVE they are saving time - then they are saving time. They believe, therefore they are.

To think, before social media we just had Cletus to shout out there was a tractor pull about to happen!

You don’t like hearing old men wheeze into your ear?

Their AI replicants will give a bang up performance in 2154.

She looks like an alien posing as a human and then realized her seam is showing on her face.

If someone took you on a date to an airport restaurant, would you call them back?

Rubbery Wolfgang Puck eggs! Get em while they’re room temp!

“Every Christmas, every holiday, every birthday, almost four years, I had the weight of this terrible lawsuit hanging over my head,” Lopez told Jezebel. “This guy [Dababneh] was absolutely out for blood, to destroy my reputation, spreading rumors about me, slut-shaming me.”

The future of common food. Rationed, dehydrated, over processed and cheap. How else will you feed billions of servants? 2% real noodle in every bite!

And female.

They both look like they smell like old shoes and sweat.

Only if you throw in Kansas and Misery as well.

Monorail!

Musk will then announce his newest company, BOOMER!|CO.™
“We take a Falcon rocket and attach a small yield explosive to it, then hurtle it toward land. I’m a genius!”

True. Superstitious, dirty, medieval-types love a good moat.