*Elon pops his head in*
“Someone say water rail?”
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American crackers are flaky, buttery and high caliber.
Relax, don’t do it.
First watched it in 7th grade and based on the lines willing to be crossed in the film, we all had an idea what was going down behind scenes.
Hard to make me care about these “people”.
“Don’t shoot him, he has a cute puppers!” - Americans
Shit is going to get OUT-OF-CON-TROL.
Service!
Make me feel as important as the people I secretly loathe and hypocritically pretend to admire in public!
Wait on me hand and foot, like one of your wealthy patrons who don’t have to remember which card they made a payment on!
Attend to me as if your life depended on it and you could at any moment cease to…
Shout out to Richard Simmons, the Bob Ross of cardio!
I see “best” is a term loosely used these days.
Two shock jocks stirs shit and pretend to hate each other for attention.
Amazing.
People in the comments don’t understand NZ doesn’t have nukes. They like to drag everyone into their “wars”.
Anyone below the equator will be fine. All those “civilized nations” with nukes can blow each other up. S. America, majority of Africa, Australia and The Shire will be fine.
JO SCHMOE: “We want wild salmon, not farmed salmon!”
SCIENCE: “OK well, wild salmon are being over fished. Here is some printed salmon.”
JO SCHMOE: “We don’t want printed salmon, we want wild salmon!”
SCIENCE: “OK well, wild salmon are being over fished. Here is some cat food.”
I hear he bites into the middle of bananas and hotdogs first and eats them like you would corn on the cob. He eats corn on the cob one kernel at a time.
Imagine being named “Jann” and not looking the slightest like Jan-Michael Vincent.
I keep telling people, their soapbox is also their vice.
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Still safer than Action Park.
These days, its wanna be military Bros with more money than sense playing GIJoe.