That they killed her? Yeah me neither. Fuck Marvel.

Still can’t hold a candle to Johnny Paycheck who gave us the anthem for all those horrible bosses, “Take this Job and Shove It”. Ol’ Johnny even once shot a man for offering him deer and turtle soup.

I was going to say, liver damage and kidney disease is worth every minute I guess.

All rich people are that loud mouthed, little shit from school - with a fuck ton of money.

Someone should steal that nurse’s car since, that nurse should know better than to have a car that people want to steal. She should take the bus instead, which is more pure and godly - unlike a whore car owner.

No one questions a White male with a lanyard.

It’s hard out here for a Sith.

They both have creep face. Nuff said.

Reminds me of oil field housing.

0.149754403% is the loss.

But does it have electrolytes, like Brawndo™: The Thirst Mutilator!?

I like Indian tea (Chai [which means ‘tea’ in Hindi]) myself. Deeper, richer, flavor.

They invented Deep Fried Butter. The bar wasn’t set really high to begin with.

See? If they had let Black people participate early, they would have had a banger of a jingle. But nooooo. Takes a village to make a fair and a community.

Well if you feel like he’s talking about you the shoe must fit. “He who smelt it dealt it”, “Guilty party speaks loudest” and etc

Pele’s revenge on The Long Pigs!

I really need a car and motherfuckers are out here just launching them into houses and shit.

We sure she didn’t eat a few?

“Officer, I’m a good, regular maintenance fearing, helmet wearing Bicyclist. I took these these bikes because they were being abused. As it states in Armstrong 3:14, ‘Thou shalt not leave bikes to rust nor rot in the eyes of Lance.’ I was just trying to save those poor bikes by cutting their chains of bondage and…