Then he shouldn’t have been born a spoon faced, whiny, church boy.

“It doesn’t highlight his most infamous quality: that of being the original short king.”

“Crikey it’s ‘otter than a wombat’s cunt out ere!”

No one ever says “Hey! Look free ice cream!” then runs away.

“I need violence to justify my sense of security!”

When she’s mighty, mighty, and makes you the Bottom.

“That’s the other thing fake meat is lacking: nostalgia.”

She boldly claims to love “traditional marriage” and left Hallmark to be the CCO with a Christian conservative production company. Nuff said. We know where she stands from her very vocal dog whistles and possible KBG husband.

Is one of the Olsen’s also married/dating a FOX News pundit?

It’ll be much better without Jughead.

He and OceanGate should collab and have a concert at the bottom of the ocean. Call it the BlubBlubBlubTour.

“Sharpton jumped into the fray”

Colo. Rev. Stat. § 18-9-304

White woman cries, everyone drop what you’re doing!

I heard Victor Wembanyama rejected her advances so she went on a bender.

I heard they blocked traffic to protest automated cars blocking traffic.

I like how people contorted the story and are now saying Wembanyama smacked her. LOL! Some people are just as touched in the head as Spears.

Because she’s going down Madonna’s path of clout chasing and blaming.

She isn’t well.

Sometimes, things need to come to a head in order for change to come about.