Everyone loves the boot until the boot is on their neck.

They gave it a little blue pill and it stood up from there.

It’s owned by a sociopath, so, no.

Um, we’re not going to talk about how fractured the world is, in Barbie’s universe? TF is going on with the continents? Why is America at the North Pole? WTH happened to Africa? Did it split into two continents like scientist are suggesting? Is Australia underwater? Are people living on boats? Does Barbie live in…

Pro: When they sprinkle some rock on there for added flavor.
Con: Finding one of their teeth has fallen out into your meatball sub.

Because there is nothing to do in Vermont.

A bunch of conservative church wives banned the Tilted Kilt from my town after a week. Their food sucked and service was horrible from what I heard.

Someone knew what they were doing.

Homegirl’s name is Sherry Cola. I’ll have to check this out.

It’s not the real Woke Up Dead.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC181074/

Ohio says “no” to meth babies. Enough of that in the 80's.

Makes it easier so he can crawl further up his master’s ass.

“I don’t give two fucks but I’m telling you right now, that motherfucker back there is not real!”

Well with abortion being illegal, there will be more food available every 9 months.

NYC is fukin wild.

It’s not the song. It’s because his name is Gr~oo~hl and he has a punchable face with his giant teeth.

If you want anything, it will come through a mega corp at the cost of your very life.

Sea water could be used to power ships. But humanity rather burn rocks.

Simba!