Cross section of your colon:

I thought it was a mechanism to explain evolution. “If people cam from monkeys and squirrels why we ain’t monkeys and squirrels!?” - Some heehaw

I argue Robby Starbuck isn’t a man. Weak chin, no facial hair and looks like an all girl’s Catholic school gym coach.

Right? Why are people fighting over shitty beer?

And to think they make up 60% of the population of America.

No, Reagan taught them you can’t say the quiet parts out loud.

Fascists don’t recognize truths of history, otherwise people start questioning the rhetoric.

Also, Gen Z do harder drugs than alcohol. Xans, Molly, Opioids etc.

How long before he impregnates her? I got a tenner on that.

She’s Italian-American from Long Island who was on Trumps, President’s Council. She watches Hannity and Watters. Tucker is for slack jawed yokels from Missouri.

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I’ve found that going to residential neighborhoods and going out of the way is a good way to find affordable fast food. The main thoroughfares close to the hotels and attractions are usually high mark up tourist traps. Travel another 15-30 minutes inland north or south away from the hotel and you’ll find the food…

Chik-Fil-A provides gluten free buns in individually wrapped packaging as well as menu items.

I saw this in my barber shop. Beware! JD is coming for your lazy merchandising!

I won’t fight over light beer, but I will scrap if someone messes with my fries. LOL!

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

Nonna’s everywhere are at the ready to make their pasta making skills shine!

Wayans continued: “I’m going to miss my shows tonight because of a gate agent at United Airlines. [...]”

Sometimes I feel bad for people who live in remote or rural places where normal looking people are a rare occurrence for them.

Integrated smartphone holograms are the future. People want holograms, not head gear.