That shit was funny as fuck. No lie. I would have doubled over laughing.

Everyone knows White women in NYC don’t get pregnant.

Not all women hate conservative men...

Or getting knocked up by the boss for that sweet childsupport...

There’s medicine for that condition. Run Link! He’s trying to give you the CLAP!

America is just one big commercial full of cliches. Anyone can be “country”.
Just include the words: beer, Fawrd™truck (for that sweet sponsorship), boots, broke, heart, lawrd, pray, she, forty-five and cheatin’.

He’s a pedo.

What level spell is that, 3rd?

The hesitancy is how people remember the forced lobotomies and sterilizations along with the hospitalizations mainly targeted at people of color. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12332119/

It’s how her people live amongst us.

You must be from Nielsen™. I feel you guy’s pain. Getting your credibility bumped by teenagers for 2 decades is rough. But it looks like you’re slowly creeping back into the minds of Americans again. Now if only Consumer Reports could compete with Twitter and online reviews we’d be back to late 80's status!

The world loves a clown. Jerry Lewis sung a whole song about it.

Oh Israel. First you gave us the Uzi in the 40's, Gene Simmons in the 70s, Ecstasy in the 90s, Natalie Portman in the 2000s, and now you give us ice cream in Fruit Roll ups. Will you never cease to amaze?

I finally got around to watching The Professional after decades of people suggesting it and all I can say it that it was very pedo. Why did the girl have to be into the killer? Most kids would be fucking shitting their pants. I just felt her attraction was unnecessary.

Some people will put anything in their mouth.

He’s my hero for having a name like ‘Mandy Patinkin’.

Rich White men. The same people unaffected by; gerrymandering, racism, sexism, lack of access to healthcare, wage disparities, veterans benefits, environmental disasters, wage theft, voter suppression, police brutality, domestic violence, gun violence, child care, abortion, high cost of medicine, inflation, and climate…

The other problem is the consistency. If you’re not churning while freezing the liquid, the ice crystals will be larger and denser without those micro air pockets in between. What you’ll end up with is large shards of frozen layers through out, rather than a smooth texture. I don’t want Marino’s Italian Ice™; I want…

Clarence loves anything associated with crows. I had to check to see if Harlan’s middle name was Jim (FYI, it isn’t).

“Certain reviewers of the Creami also take issue with the fact that freezing your ice cream base for at least 24 hours doesn’t allow for instant gratification”

If she didn’t drink before, she’s a wine lover now...