Women will “clamor to put old boyfriends rapists behind bars in order to dispense with the inconvenience of giving birth justice.”

Don’t forget the $2.00 chicken bake. That was my lunch and dinner at times.

Or blew it out...

I make Cock All Vin Diesel all the time. Thick enough pork belly for lardons and pearl onions are hard to come by in off season though.

It would definitely put them to sleep. That show was boring and annoying. Ol’ big nose Bradley Cooper was the most annoying. Glad he died.

Ah, that’s why Gerard Depardieu fled to Siberia. Guess the Russians looked into his shit and found out the allegations of sexual assault, tax dodging and rejected his visa renewal and he got the boot.

I wonder how much abuse it can take before it craps out. Falling backward on a steep incline, getting shredded on sharp Martian rocks, dropping into a crevasse and getting wedged in.

You can make the same look in CGI, just lower the frame rate and adjust the lighting. Nostalgia is a drug that will always lead to disappointment.

Australians need to stop fucking koalas.

“...businesses can suggest any percentage or dollar amount they want, and even turn on “smart tipping,...”

“Richins asked for ‘the Michael Jackson stuff’.”
White suburban people are weird. MJ took Propofol. Her dumb ass went all out on Valentine’s day, alerted her husband, then killed him almost immediately after. She’s a stupid, sheltered, suburban bitch that got greedy. Now her kids are orphans.

By Bippity Boppity Boodle’s same reasoning: Forest fires keep happening. So why fight them, Smokey?

They don’t want to incur the wrath of their husbands. American women are conditioned to be subservient.

“Accident”. Inflation has got people desperate.

He’s the type to choke out a homeless man on a train for the sake of honor.

The short answer? No. It’s all legal. The US government, by sovereign right own all oil in the US. They lease land or individual states lease land to operators to extract the oil and gas hydrates. Royalties (like in Alaska and California) are collected on barrels of oil at 12.5% or 8.5% to pay for state…

Those buns look prolapsed.

Want to make your own at home?
Use your choice of puff pastry, apple filling (chopped and diced) and some frying oil. Roll out the dough and make 2x6” rectangles. Put a modest sized amount of the filling on one rectangle (don’t over fill and leave a 1/4" space around the edge) and then place another rectangle on top.…

It’s careers over justice.