I guess if you’re a hands off kind of person. I figured it’d be like fucking in the shower. You have her in your hands. Also, she can be thick as hell because zero g does all the work.

Right. He admits he deaded their friendship in the lyrics.

Arby’s! We have the struggle sammich!

These days it’s Coup Clutz Clan...

Those workers are lucky I’m not CEO. I’d be handing out these:

You could do that. Mini blooms. I’d slightly freeze the onion (5-10mins) so it:
1) Stays rigid under the weight of the cutter (which should also be sharp as well to keep it from crushing the onion)
2) Reduce the release of all that syn-Propanethial-S-oxide, all at once.

Arizona is saying they are building small housing behind schools to pay teachers. Like some kind of education plantation. Shit is out of control and the disrespect is off the charts.

Stagg and Castleberry are my go-to canned chili. I like chili to be textured and less soupy also the pop top cans are so handy.

Guess I’m making blooming onion tonight!

First, the company announced in February that it will no longer serve pre-sliced meat, instead investing in deli slicers for every Subway location. Though this will have a large upfront cost, it will actually save money in the long run; pre-sliced cold cuts are more expensive,

Used to launch M&Ms out of a bean shooter as a kid. They break up into shrapnel nicely and hit square on unlike actual beans that spin.

It’s ridiculous because it’s trying to cater to American tastes which are loaded with salt and sugar. We’re like giant humming birds and deer. LOL!

“Todd, we need to talk.”
“About what Kyle?”
“Your submission for the Gushers campaign.”
“Is there a problem?”
“Well chum, it seems it is lacking in well, GUSH. I want you to listen to this CD single of Get Low, by Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz and Do The Brown, by 2 Live Crew and give me more - gush - more goo, more wet.”

The wife’s rationale that the gunman wouldn’t shoot her because she was a woman was jarring.

“We are being hammered daily, and I think quite unfairly in a lot of instances. And nobody, practically nobody, is defending us,” he said.

That’s called consensus. It’s how laws are made. Everyone agrees you are shit.

They hit the Pink Note.

She gets to declare herself White, while simultaneously calling out someone for not being “authentic”.

Yes Nikki, American’s love dressing up and being someone else. Some wear women’s clothing, some wear men’s some wear other culture’s regalia...

Those are all actors with voices and voice acting experience.
Sorry they’re not the voices that you’re used to. It’s OK to hear new things.

I would have returned it to the dude who left that behind. He probably just got out.