Even Disney is like, “Ya’ll wen too far.”

I like how people think Comic Book Guy has the balls to stand up to authority, let alone intimidating enforcement agents. Dude plays MTG.

“If you don’t self-snitch, how do you profit?” - Internet personalities whose lives are an open book for profit

Your average American is conditioned to adhere to the looming presence of authority and acquiesce to their demands.

Bye, Lemon Party...

LOL! If anyone knows about PEA, it’s that guy LOL!

It’s not hard to keep batteries from kids. If you try.

“Well...”

“I resent that remark!” - The Devil

“I care for all the Mothers out there.”

Name checks out. Doing the lawd’s work and fighting inherit bias against EVs. Thank you for your service.

Americans like ‘em young...

It already happened.

Because video game companies are owned by nerds who grew up in small towns. What the fuck do they know about weed?

Fake, insecure cowboys who have never been shot at like to shitpost about how weak others are for not glorifying violence and pretend to care about police. Meanwhile, someone walks up their driveway or flips them off on the freeway and they turn into John Dick. LOL!

1 bear = 3 adult male thieves.
If a thief can break into your car, it would be no problem for a 800 lb. bear.

I feel bad for people who didn’t grow up in NYC or LA where people who look like Evans and De Armas are a daily occurrence.

No. Don’t fuck her. She might give birth to another monster.

Yes, a woman who lived in the fucking desert in Africa - looked like Taylor Swift? Uh-huh.