So people feel like they are living in a post-apocalyptic zombie movie?
I guess their parents were like, “Welp you’re born, you’re on your own now. No need to raise you or teach you about life and how to navigate challenges.”

This you? LOL!

Always the second child...SMH.

Interesting how the cities with highest prices are farthest away from production and nearly on a straight line from one another. It makes sense that the state that produce egss will have higher export values.

I’m always reminded that the woman who looks like Ira Flatow’s twin sister, dated Chris Evans.

Dear Westerners,

It’s OK for people to not include you in everything.

Signed,
The entire world.

Mmm, prion disease.

I was working retail for $11.75 an hour. I saved up $10K to put down on a condo in 2 years. I had OK credit and was valued at $225K for a loan. I decided on a more reasonable option of $140K and took $5k of my savings and used it for the down payment, the rest to furnish the place. Fixed it up a bit (nothing crazy),…

Greg isn’t interested in facts. Facts aren’t exciting. Greg is bored.

Yeah! Condoms and seat belts should go too! And road signs and traffic lights and lifsavers are for pussies! Learn to swim libtards!

That’s why shy keeps her hair short. Better slippage.

HOW TO GET ARRESTED IN TWO EASY STEPS:
1) MAKE ILLEGAL DEVICE
2) GET CAUGHT WITH ILLEGAL DEVICE

You had me at Ohio.

“It tarnishes the entire news division’s credibility.”
LMFAO!

And if you don’t know, now you know.

Soo... I gave it the following prompt...

That’s so you can waste $10 in gas on a $1.99 menu item.

Being from Brooklyn I can attest to that statement being correct.

Safeway/Kroger sandwiches are better because they use better deli meats. Not jello meat. Also, making your own sandwich is still the best.

Well whoop dee doo. Their bread still sucks. Like chewing airy, uncooked, grainy, dough.