If you’re not cutting your meat, you’re doing it wrong.

“Wanna smell my finger? Smells like JLo.” - Some Masshole manning Dunkin’ drive through.

When you drink wine standing up in a kitchen instead of at a table like people who don’t have better things to do. But then again if you don’t have a table, it’s probably why your date isn’t that into you.

Do you know how to stay on topic and focus? Don’t answer that. You’ll probably say “EVERYONE knows how to focus! EVERYONE talks about topics!”

I didn’t know Steven Tyler was governor of South Dakota.

I blame Cheesus Crust.

People swear shit is “masterpiece” because they saw it when they were 18.
Nostalgia is a hell of a drug. 

What do you expect from high school dropouts with guns?

Yup.

“So glad Harriot and his uppity cohort are gone. Stating facts and educating people and shit. Now to get rid of Jay Connor...” - Spamfella

You’re right. That’s like comparing a dentist to a brain surgeon. A voice actor really isn’t an “actor” so much as a person who has a recognizable voice and speaks lines. The cartoon is doing all the acting.

It died along with roller skating up to people’s cars with trays of food.

There’s really no such thing as “breakfast food”. All food is food. Eat what you want in the morning.

I found out recently that you can eat whatever you want for breakfast and not just the corporate model of a “balanced diet”.

Or he’s a great liar. Like actors tend to be.

It’s classic 60's television for the 55 and over crowd. They love that repetitive, cliche drivel.

Whaaaa? Collegues do the smashing? You don’t say.

Quantity over quality...

“It’s not a bug it’s a feature to keep you whiny Libs in check - with your facts and good opinions.” - Spanfeller with Baseball Helmet Shaped Hair

It’s so weird to see White people actually say/write “White”. Usually it’s taboo and only “American” or “person” is the allowed verbiage unless filling out a police form or at the DMV. But I feel you.